I am totally TRANSFORMED!!!!

Transformers:  Dark of the Moon is.....awesome!  Amazing!  Fantastic!  Wow!  Great! Wonderful!  I laughed.  I cried.  I stood up.  I sat down.  I stood up some more.  I gasped in horror.  I gasped in wonder and delight.  I gasped in awe.  I sat down.  I stood up some more.  I shouted at the screen. (Yes, in a full theater---I couldn't help it!)  I munched mindlessly on popcorn.  Surprisingly, I didn't throw my popcorn up in the air.  It's a good thing I put the popcorn down.  I had to go to the bathroom, but I refused to leave the room!!!!

At the end of the movie, I stood up and hooted the same way I might if my favorite team won a ball game!!!!  Yes!!!!  Score!!!!!

Go see it!  It IS AMAZING!!!  I did not see it in 3D, and I still enjoyed it TREMENDOUSLY!!!!!!

Only 2 downsides:  1.  Samuel wasn't with me.  I had a wonderful time with Kim, though!!!!  2.  The chick playing his girlfriend.  UGH.  She wore stilettos through the WHOLE thing!  Even when she was running!  What is Michael Bay thinking?!  Why????  And what's with her ginormous lips????  Gross!!!  And Sam says that she's "the ONE"!!!!   NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  She's NO BETTER than Mikeyla, so WHY????  She creeped me out. 

I realize that I quite possibly just made her more irresistible to the guys, but she's really just a PROP. 

I had NO idea that Patrick Dempsey was in this one!!!  With all the beautiful men, I didn't know who to enjoy looking at the most!!!!

I wish I had more to say, but I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it yet!!!  It's so wonderful and amazing!!!  I can't wait to see it again!  The next time, I'm going to watch the first two just before I go see it.....it won't make it better, but it'll be fun to do it!!!!